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Whoopty Surprise 

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.
“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
Whoopty Surprise by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018
Gang salute for brim members. Dont let cj trick you into Singing this you will get g checked in NYC yelling this in the wrong neighborhood.
1: Whoopty Hounding!
2: Yktv gang everything Whopty
Whoopty by use bin 440066 January 25, 2021

Whoopty Fuckin' Doo 

Phrase used to describe a lack of enthusiasm or a person's complete failure to say something of value.

May be accompanied by the slightly tired waving of ones index finger in small circles.
Frank: "So, I went & bought this brand new car, its a Nova, but its totally awesome, much better than yours."
Bob: "Whoopty fuckin' doo."
Whoopty Fuckin' Doo by Traize July 4, 2005

whoppy chop 

the art of beating the shit out of someone
Person A: Hey.
SILENCE
Person B: Good thing Bax isn't here, she would have to whoppy chop him.
whoppy chop by Hannah A. January 11, 2009

CJ Whoopty 

Someone who's addicted to blue cheese
CJ Whoopty needs to calm down on that blue cheese, he's drilling outside.
CJ Whoopty by Lean Elizabeth II January 21, 2021
The machine used to make whoppers
Bruh the whoppy machine broke, BIH FIH DAH JOINT RIGH NOW
whoppy by Whoppy Machine February 3, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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