Defined:
This occurs when
friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger
time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the
five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.
Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must
pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "
Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.