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Whomptie 

An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.
Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"
Whomptie by sswp September 10, 2011

spell whomstve

If someone tells you to spell whomstve, it’s a fate worser than death. you’ll be yote to space if someone plays this against you
Barry: Hey, Timmy.
Timmy: Yes, Barry?
Barry: Spell whomstve.
Timmy: *fucking dies*
omg this is so sad can we smack children

whomstoeverested've

A fucking dumbass who can't tell the difference between an apple and a pear
Dylan is a whomstoeverested've.
whomstoeverested've by Yaxal March 4, 2018

whomstever 

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word
Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
whomstever by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021

Whomstrve 

A square, generally classy and posh.
Man my friend is SUCH a Whomstrve
Whomstrve by bubisfgunny March 3, 2021

Whomstve 

It is who is that over there all smooshed together.
Whomstve that?
Whomstve by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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