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whomstever 

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word
Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
whomstever by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021
Words you can keep

whomever 

(n) a made up word that teachers say to trick students.
"I will give an extra credit point to whomever gets this question right."
whomever by sid visious April 19, 2009

whomstoeverested've

A fucking dumbass who can't tell the difference between an apple and a pear
Dylan is a whomstoeverested've.
whomstoeverested've by Yaxal March 4, 2018

spell whomstve

If someone tells you to spell whomstve, it’s a fate worser than death. you’ll be yote to space if someone plays this against you
Barry: Hey, Timmy.
Timmy: Yes, Barry?
Barry: Spell whomstve.
Timmy: *fucking dies*
omg this is so sad can we smack children

whenstever 

The amount of time until you put away the chairs in orchestra or band.
Person 1: Dude, music is over. When are you gonna put away your chair?

Person 2: Whenstever I feel like it.
whenstever by Blue Top Hat Man February 17, 2020

whomstive 

whomstive is an “whom” and “you’vetogether
Elmo: Hey 🅱️eter
🅱️eter: Yes Elmo from Sesame Street
Elmo: Spell whomstive
🅱️eter: Holy crap
(follow for free iphone5)
whomstive by veritlate December 5, 2019

Whomstrve 

A square, generally classy and posh.
Man my friend is SUCH a Whomstrve
Whomstrve by bubisfgunny March 3, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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