whomstever 

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word

Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?

whomstever by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021

whomever 

(n) a made up word that teachers say to trick students.

"I will give an extra credit point to whomever gets this question right."

whomever by sid visious April 19, 2009

whomstoeverested've

A fucking dumbass who can't tell the difference between an apple and a pear

Dylan is a whomstoeverested've.

whomstoeverested've by Yaxal March 4, 2018

spell whomstve

If someone tells you to spell whomstve, it’s a fate worser than death. you’ll be yote to space if someone plays this against you

Barry: Hey, Timmy.
Timmy: Yes, Barry?
Barry: Spell whomstve.
Timmy: *fucking dies*
omg this is so sad can we smack children

spell whomstve by ERROR: Name forgotten in code July 16, 2018

whenstever 

The amount of time until you put away the chairs in orchestra or band.

Person 1: Dude, music is over. When are you gonna put away your chair?

Person 2: Whenstever I feel like it.

whenstever by Blue Top Hat Man February 17, 2020

whomstive 

whomstive is an “whom” and “you’ve” together

Elmo: Hey 🅱️eter
🅱️eter: Yes Elmo from Sesame Street
Elmo: Spell whomstive
🅱️eter: Holy crap
(follow for free iphone5)

whomstive by veritlate December 5, 2019

Whomstrve 

A square, generally classy and posh.

Man my friend is SUCH a Whomstrve

Whomstrve by bubisfgunny March 3, 2021