whomstever

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word

Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?

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whomever

(n) a made up word that teachers say to trick students.

"I will give an extra credit point to whomever gets this question right."

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A fucking dumbass who can't tell the difference between an apple and a pear

Dylan is a whomstoeverested've.

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If someone tells you to spell whomstve, it’s a fate worser than death. you’ll be yote to space if someone plays this against you

Barry: Hey, Timmy.
Timmy: Yes, Barry?
Barry: Spell whomstve.
Timmy: *fucking dies*
omg this is so sad can we smack children

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The amount of time until you put away the chairs in orchestra or band.

Person 1: Dude, music is over. When are you gonna put away your chair?

Person 2: Whenstever I feel like it.

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whomstive is an “whom” and “you’ve” together

Elmo: Hey 🅱️eter
🅱️eter: Yes Elmo from Sesame Street
Elmo: Spell whomstive
🅱️eter: Holy crap
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whomstive by veritlate December 5, 2019

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