whompyjacked

Not right. Not straight; Out of alignment; not plumb; not square; off center; all fucked up.

Man he put that together all 'whompyjacked'. This house is all 'whompyjacked'. That bookcase is all 'whompyjacked'.

by El Jamal Jamal December 6, 2016

whompyjawed

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

Whompyjawed

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005