whompyjacked 

Not right. Not straight; Out of alignment; not plumb; not square; off center; all fucked up.

Man he put that together all 'whompyjacked'. This house is all 'whompyjacked'. That bookcase is all 'whompyjacked'.

whompyjacked by El Jamal Jamal December 6, 2016

whompyjawed 

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

whompyjawed by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

Whompyjawed 

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

Whompyjawed by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005