Whompy 

Adverb Distorted. strange. Out of the ordinary. Just plain fucked up.

Dude, Megan Fox's thumb is TOTALLY whompy. It looks like a penis with a toenail. Probably the only part of her body that ISN'T plastic.

Whompy by Jessica Browning February 11, 2010

whompy 

The word version of the sound wa-wa-wah....

Sound used for a variety of purposes, for example, but not limited to, when someone screws up or does something lame. Can sometimes be heard on game shows.

"I can't find my tractor."

"That's whompy."

whompy by SAJM March 2, 2008

Whompy 

To be Fat or Overwieght.

Holy Shit! Look at that Whompy Bitch.

Whompy by Mevan July 19, 2006

Whompy 

The word in which is used to describe an ass too beautiful for normal human language

Allen-aye cody you see that girls ass over there
Cody-Yeah that add is totally whompy

Whompy by Man-O-Culture November 25, 2017

whompy-jawed 

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

whompy-jawed by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

Mr Whompy

A famous rave ice cream van pumpin out bangin tunes at raves, festivals and pop-up events throughout the UK & Ireland

Fuck me man ! We had a right ole sesh with Mr Whompy at Boomtown...lit to the tits! Bangin tunes from that van

Mr Whompy by Van Nilla March 6, 2024

Whomp Weasel 

A fairly new slang term for the penis

I got kicked right in the whomp weasel and it hurt!

Whomp Weasel by Uark23 December 5, 2012