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the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.
man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.
The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022

Who asked? 

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.
"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

Who asked? 

I asked… it was me all along
Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me

Fortnite Kid: Who?

Chad: You!

Fortnite Kid: Asked?

Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.

The person who asked. 

The person who asked is a rare never seen before. It's said to be omnipotent and impossible to reach due to it's speed. Nobody knows the true answer to the person to ASKED. People have gone from universes to universes. But all failed. It seemed like nobody asked. But that was never proved. Even though the person who asked was never proved to exist. It was never proved to NOT exist. Therefore... The person who asked will never be found. It's though authorized to say that the person who asked doesn't exist even though they aren't sure.
Me: Bro who's the person who asked.
Him: Idk man but you can search if you want
Me: nah imma not waste my time

who asked? 

its a synonym of "when I was a fetus I didn't get enough air"
hey I just got a new car.
who asked?
that's why your moms a cripple.