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Shrewd knowledge regarding either moving very quickly or "draining your radiator".
If you are invited on short notice to remain in a public setting for an extended period, you should have sufficient whizdom to first hightail it to da Little Boy's/Girl's Room and completely empty your bladder.
whizdom by QuacksO April 25, 2021
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words of whizdom 

Enlightened remarks and advice regarding the subject of urination.
I occasionally have difficult/embarrassing issues when I need to pee really bad, and so I always appreciate it when fellow cool dudes give me their words of whizdom (for example, to carry a blue shop-towel in my pocket instead of a regular white paper towel, since these more-robust-fiber towels doesn't rapidly disintegrate if they get wet, and so said sturdy material can more-reliably "see me through" if I hafta wipe myself when I'm not near a restroom) that can sometimes make said "calls on Line One" less traumatic or humiliating.
words of whizdom by QuacksO November 8, 2019
THE ALPHA WHO FUCKS pl4netneptunes super tight pushy it's shaped yo match my di k
Wizdomm I want you to fucck me in the ass so hard
Wizdomm by Jw061009 January 16, 2022

wizdom<33#6969

Y’all can’t disrespect this god😹 y’all below him
wizdom<33#6969 by Yogag February 6, 2022
The Advanced Level of “Wisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.
After he became an Apprentice Wizard of Love, his great Wizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic.
Wizdom by Rich Malory January 12, 2010

Wizdom<3 

The daddy and alpha I also fuck pl4netneptune 24/7 he got a tight pussy
Wizdom<3 da goat he frl carry
Wizdom<3 by Jw061009 January 16, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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