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The Advanced Level of “Whisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.

After he swore off ALL earthly values he became an "Apprentice Wizard of Love", his great Whizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic - LOVE.

Whizdom by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010

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whizdom

Shrewd knowledge regarding either moving very quickly or "draining your radiator".

If you are invited on short notice to remain in a public setting for an extended period, you should have sufficient whizdom to first hightail it to da Little Boy's/Girl's Room and completely empty your bladder.

whizdom by QuacksO April 25, 2021

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words of whizdom

Enlightened remarks and advice regarding the subject of urination.

I occasionally have difficult/embarrassing issues when I need to pee really bad, and so I always appreciate it when fellow cool dudes give me their words of whizdom (for example, to carry a blue shop-towel in my pocket instead of a regular white paper towel, since these more-robust-fiber towels doesn't rapidly disintegrate if they get wet, and so said sturdy material can more-reliably "see me through" if I hafta wipe myself when I'm not near a restroom) that can sometimes make said "calls on Line One" less traumatic or humiliating.

words of whizdom by QuacksO November 8, 2019

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Wizdomm

THE ALPHA WHO FUCKS pl4netneptunes super tight pushy it's shaped yo match my di k

Wizdomm I want you to fucck me in the ass so hard

Wizdomm by Jw061009 January 16, 2022

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wizdom<33#6969

Y’all can’t disrespect this god😹 y’all below him

All hail wizdom<33#6969

wizdom<33#6969 by Yogag February 6, 2022

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Wizdom

The Advanced Level of “Wisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.

After he became an Apprentice Wizard of Love, his great Wizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic.

Wizdom by Rich Malory January 12, 2010

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Wizdom<3

The daddy and alpha I also fuck pl4netneptune 24/7 he got a tight pussy

Wizdom<3 da goat he frl carry

Wizdom<3 by Jw061009 January 16, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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