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whitemare 

A nightmare that only a white person would have.
Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!

Brin: What happened?

Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!

Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
whitemare by AG451 October 30, 2008

Whiteface 

It's blackface, just the other way around.
"OMG GUYS HES DOING WHITEFACE"
Whiteface by Jeffydickballs December 17, 2017

Whiteface 

The term 'Whiteface' began when famous American actor, comedian, rapper, and radio personality Nick Cannon put face paint on his face, and posted pictures of himself on instagram, along with videos making fun of whites to campaign his new album, 'White People Party Music'.
Cris: that dude is wearing whiteface
Ashley: ha, what a pleb
Whiteface by whynotupleb May 17, 2014

Whiteface Salad 

The act of eating semen out of one's butthole.
Ted: How'd it go with Shellie last night Pete?

Pete: Well i'm glad you asked, Ted. After dinner, in a true gentleman's fashion, i watched Raúl fuck her in the ass until climax before she gave me a whiteface salad in front of him.
Whiteface Salad by Substance D August 17, 2011

Whitemare 

Derived from the to whitey. Whitemares occur when one is suffering from a particularly bad hangover. A whitemare generally involves being sick whilst proclaiming to oneself or others "im having a fucking whitemare!"
Ed had a total whitemare the night after he bucked ebby,maybe it was the booze or the fact she looks like a cows ass sewn up with barbed wire!
Whitemare by anders the boy wonder September 14, 2006

Whiteface 

It’s not real.
White chicks is white face

Me: whiteface is not a thing. There is no definition of whiteface in the real dictionary and there is no history of such thing.
Whiteface by The Debunker July 11, 2020