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white fart 

To expel semen from recent anal sex during a seemingly innocent fart.
"Oh honey, can you check and see if I just white farted?"
white fart by Bryan T February 1, 2006
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The white fart molly 

the saucie goodness name molly who is so ugly vs the black fart
The white fart molly love playing with the balck fart of doom
The white fart molly by Black Fart October 15, 2009

Great White Fart 

Previously known as a "Great White Shark" it is defined as a large aggressive shark of warm seas, with a brownish or gray back, white underparts, and large triangular teeth.

As of Monday March 4th, 2019 – Great white sharks will from here on forth be considered as "Great White Farts" according to research conducted by Echo.
"Wow, what a beautiful photo of a great white fart you took!"

"Look, a great white fart!"
Great White Fart by vrgodly March 4, 2019

White Cake Farts 

The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.

Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.

An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt
I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn 

Every single comment on cursed videos
Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

farting while getting a blowjob 

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!
Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!
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