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white boarding

the act of jizzing on a friends keyboard in a mean spirited practical joke
"shit dude someone just fuckin jizzed on my keybord"

"yea dude i went white boarding last night !!"
by Nathaniel plaza March 25, 2009
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White boarding

When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.

Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.

Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?
Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”

Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”

Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”
by YaGurlMS September 1, 2022
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Whine Boarding

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.
I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!
by Wallville January 5, 2008
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whiteboarding

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
by npinkerton February 9, 2017
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whiterboarding

A torturous meeting.
I just got a two-hour whiterboarding session from the executive team.
by limeduck August 24, 2009
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Whiteboarding

Using a woman as a whiteboard with erasable markers. Most often an expression of affection or noting particular talents that endear.
The wife looks good Whiteboarding "facial cum slut" after I unloaded on her face I just had to do some writing,you should see the pictures

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wife girl woman slut
by Whiteboarder January 7, 2012
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whiteboarding

The act of bringing a whiteboard along to public places to attract unneeded attention, best when used on Sunday Funday.

You can order drinks, communicate with people across the street, interrupt lunch dates, make people feel awkward... the possibilities are endless.
Hey dude, let's go whiteboarding today and chill on the patio in uptown with a few beers
by transientfoible May 10, 2011
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