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Whiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
Whiskydick by WordRepoMan February 28, 2013
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wiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
wiskydick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

Whiskeydick 

The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."
Whiskeydick by mjb November 3, 2005

Whisky Dick 

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whisky is distilled from a beer like ferment. whisky dick is invoking the fact that both whisky it's self and whisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whisky through distillation whisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whisky dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
Whisky Dick by WordRepoMan November 13, 2012

whisky dick 

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system
My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!
whisky dick by Anonymous June 12, 2003

whisky dick 

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up
yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun
whisky dick by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019

WHISKEYDICK 

WhiskeyDick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskeydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskeydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskeydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskeydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskeydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
WHISKEYDICK by RepOmaN February 28, 2013
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