Whise 

Whise is an uber form of wise. Has higher epic factor than dumb old wise. Whenever used, you must say whise-with-an-H to avoid confusion with wise. Coolness guaranteed whenever used.

Wow, that book was so whise-with-an-H.
By traveling the world I will become whise-with-an-H.

Whise by Jiving Boy and Rastachick September 8, 2009

Whisk 

A Household Object that mentally scared Dan Howell while watching porn with Tyler Oakley.

"Hey Dan remember the whisk"

Whisk by #PhanTrash October 22, 2015

whine glass 

That period after the first few drinks where a person becomes depressed and morose.

Emma had three vodka and cokes. This is when she had her whine glass moment.

whine glass by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

WHISK 

A common kitchen tool that is apparently is also used in pornography to satisfy the kinkiest internet lads.

It is also a trigger warning for YouTubers Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Tyler Oakley. Yeah...the video is on Tyler Oakley's channel. "Watching Strange Porn??? (ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley"

Dan is sat comfortably on his couch having a nice chat with Phil when Tyler jumps out from no where and whispers, "Whisk," into Dan's ear. Dan screams and goes into shock as he is bombarded with all the images of the mentally disturbing whisk porno he watched with Tyler all those years ago. Tyler's evil cackling drowns out the sounds of Dan's whimpering. Phil tries to help poor Dan, who is now in a fetal position on the floor, but the images racing through Dan's brain are too much. Too much. Phil inhales sharply and tightens his fist in anger as he dramatically looks out the window.

"Was it worth it?" Phil grinds out, "Was the video worth this trauma?" Tyler sobers up at Phil's dangerous tone.
"No." Tyler smirks, "It was worth everything. Wire whisk stretches her monstrous cunt open."

WHISK by funkymunch January 29, 2016

Whisk 

A horrifying, yet common kitchen applience that frightens and haunts people with horrible memories of a porn that they know that they shouldn't have watched to this day. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then just take my word for it... DON'T look up "whisk" on a porn site. Ever.

Dan: *walks into the kitchen* Wait... is... is that a...

Phil: It's a whisk...
Dan: *Screams*
Phil: ...Oh kayyy...? *walks away*

Whisk by HiPham January 9, 2017

whisk 

something dan howell is tramatized of

Phil: Let's Use A Whisk Dan!
Dan: NO NO NO

whisk by arianaisnotonfire March 1, 2017

Human Whisk 

0 in the pink, 20 in the stink, simple as that. You’ll look like the kitchen appliance when enacted successfully.

Did you hear about Sarah’s asshole? Jack gauged it when he performed the human whisk.

Human Whisk by The Human Whisk September 15, 2019