n. A person who aspires to greatness through their knowledge and wisdom. Likely to peacefully dominate the world through political conquest and charisma.

Also likely to be a demon.

Did you hear? Whisenant is going to save us all!

Whisenant by GhostScythe March 1, 2011

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whitehanded

The state of having semen on one's usually dominant hand, especially immediately after masturbation.

I told my mom I was doing homework, but when she barged in the Computer Room, she caught me whitehanded

whitehanded by Gaijinguy April 21, 2008

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Wienanda

A red haired woman, occupied as a secretary.
In denial of wine addiction, sometimes even dropvodka.

what a Wienanda

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Whiteland

Small town in central Indiana chock-full of middle-aged Republicans and pious "Christians" who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives.
Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness.
Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
Enjoy.

"Why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off Ed Hardy tell me that she was 'very Christian' the other day, when I just watched her have tit sex with Mike last night?"

"Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."

Whiteland by haaaygirlhay April 18, 2010

Whiteland

The town consists of a few gas stations, a CVS, an eyesore of an old abandoned grocery store and the high school. Most people living in Whiteland are, you guessed it, white and are afraid of any sort of cultural change or differention from the old redneck ways of which they grew up.

The high school consists of bratty attention whores, wanna be thugs, annoying scene kids, and of course the preppy crowds who live in their own little world.

Unfortunately, Whiteland is home to one of the highest pregnancy rates in the Johnson County area. Its quite ironic really, considering there's a Planned Parenthood right down the road.

Most Whiteland teenagers end up driving mustangs, cameros, or grand prix's just for the sake of driving a "sports" car. Too bad nobody has the heart to tell any one of the owners that a cheap car paired with shiney rims does NOT make it cool. And if they're not driving a guido style sedan, they're driving a big ol pick 'em up truck.

Jenny: OMG (fill in the blank) is preggo???
Megan: yeah didnt you know that?
Jenny: no i didnt! well, she is from whiteland. did she use birth control or anything?
Megan: what's that?

Whiteland by gluestickman July 30, 2010

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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