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whisenand

an awful last name that a lot of crazy people have.
That girl is so crazy she must be a Whisenand!
by BeyoncéBitch March 7, 2017
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whiskerando

A whiskered or bearded person.
The whiskerando stroked his massive beard as he decided which whiskey he would drink this morning.
by garyballz August 25, 2011
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Whisenant

n. A person who aspires to greatness through their knowledge and wisdom. Likely to peacefully dominate the world through political conquest and charisma.

Also likely to be a demon.
Did you hear? Whisenant is going to save us all!
by GhostScythe March 1, 2011
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whitehanded

The state of having semen on one's usually dominant hand, especially immediately after masturbation.
I told my mom I was doing homework, but when she barged in the Computer Room, she caught me whitehanded
by Gaijinguy April 21, 2008
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Wienanda

A red haired woman, occupied as a secretary.
In denial of wine addiction, sometimes even dropvodka.
what a Wienanda
by donley February 24, 2010
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Whiteland

Small town in central Indiana chock-full of middle-aged Republicans and pious "Christians" who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives.
Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness.
Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
Enjoy.
"Why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off Ed Hardy tell me that she was 'very Christian' the other day, when I just watched her have tit sex with Mike last night?"

"Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."
by haaaygirlhay April 18, 2010
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Whiteland

The town consists of a few gas stations, a CVS, an eyesore of an old abandoned grocery store and the high school. Most people living in Whiteland are, you guessed it, white and are afraid of any sort of cultural change or differention from the old redneck ways of which they grew up.

The high school consists of bratty attention whores, wanna be thugs, annoying scene kids, and of course the preppy crowds who live in their own little world.

Unfortunately, Whiteland is home to one of the highest pregnancy rates in the Johnson County area. Its quite ironic really, considering there's a Planned Parenthood right down the road.

Most Whiteland teenagers end up driving mustangs, cameros, or grand prix's just for the sake of driving a "sports" car. Too bad nobody has the heart to tell any one of the owners that a cheap car paired with shiney rims does NOT make it cool. And if they're not driving a guido style sedan, they're driving a big ol pick 'em up truck.
Jenny: OMG (fill in the blank) is preggo???
Megan: yeah didnt you know that?
Jenny: no i didnt! well, she is from whiteland. did she use birth control or anything?
Megan: what's that?
by gluestickman July 30, 2010
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