The action of pulling off a used condom after sexual intercourse and spinning it in a propeller-like motion, and then proceeding to slap one's partner across the face with it (likely breaking the condom and spewing its contents across his/her face.)
Yo Louis you shoulda seen it last night man, after we finished banging we fell asleep, and I woke her up the next day with a whirly bird. It was Epic!
While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)
Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.
Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
The act of picking someone up with two hands, and spinning them in circles over your head. Often used by the staff at WMBC to inappropriately touch campers.
Mustache Bandit: Nice shot Alex! Meet me in the third bathroom stall in five minutes!
Alex: Yipee! Time for a Whirly Bird!
Randy: Will gave me a great Whirly Bird the other day!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.