The greatest of all inventions. A grand machine that punish those naughty monkeys from disobeying you. All niggers will witness the wrath of the nigger whipper. Hence the name Nigger whipper, a machine that whips niggers.
The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an importantproject, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”