whiffle waffle

To sneeze in someone else's mouth

You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!

by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008

wiffle-waffle

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.

"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"

by BrettMan May 19, 2004

wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004

Whiffle-Whaffle

A whiffle-whaffle is just what it sounds like: someone who wastes time.

Hey Jerry stop being a whiffle-whaffle!

by yungbager November 4, 2022

Whifflewhaffle

(n)
Primarily american cult formed in the late 2010's, it has had roughly 20 members it today has 7.

(v)

To whifflewhaffle is to share for the enjoyment of the followers of said cult.

Isaac: "Yo! That's so cryptid! Ehefez "—Minco— "you gotta whifflewhaffle that"

Al: "I would but there's no wifi in the cave we live in"

by whifflewhaffle July 16, 2018

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle)

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".

Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.

by captain Jack Sparrow 13 April 18, 2019

Wiffle-Beer

A drinking game played like regular wiffleball baseball. The most prominent rule of the game is that players must always have a can in their hand. If an out is made by a player with two open hands this out does not count. Batting must be done with a beer in the batter's hand and if the batter strikes the can out of his/her own hand the player must perform a shotgun. A new beer must be opened for each at bat, and a runner cannot score unless he/she finishes the beer before reaching home plate. If a runner reaches home plate before finishing their beer, it counts as an out. All normal baseball rules are followed, except if a runner is struck with the wiffleball while off base they are considered out. Games consist of 10-20 players. Typical games are played until the beer has all been drunk. Most epic Wiffle-Beer games have forgotten scores and everyone involved walks off the field a winner. Shit Talking is a must, esp. when runners projectile vomit.

Dick- Man, I'm going to have to take a nap before tonight's party, that 2PM wiffle-beer game kicked my ass!

Jane- Dick, you're a pussy.

by psylemon November 3, 2011