Whiffle-Whaffle

A whiffle-whaffle is just what it sounds like: someone who wastes time.

Hey Jerry stop being a whiffle-whaffle!

by yungbager November 4, 2022

whiffle waffle

To sneeze in someone else's mouth

You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!

by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008

blue whaffle

Blue whaffle is a sickness males get from sex and it makes your dick all puffy and nasty don't get it.

I fucked a bitch last night and got blue whaffle.

by Fuckabitchintheass June 15, 2017

wiffle-waffle

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.

"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"

by BrettMan May 19, 2004

wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004

Whifflewhaffle

(n)
Primarily american cult formed in the late 2010's, it has had roughly 20 members it today has 7.

(v)

To whifflewhaffle is to share for the enjoyment of the followers of said cult.

Isaac: "Yo! That's so cryptid! Ehefez "—Minco— "you gotta whifflewhaffle that"

Al: "I would but there's no wifi in the cave we live in"

by whifflewhaffle July 16, 2018