wheffed 

When you whack some shit in to something with mega force

fucking wheffed my leg into a bed corner

wheffed by melonhead9999 October 15, 2019

whiffed on it 

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.

whiffed on it by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009

whuffed

To eat a large amount of food quickly. Usually said of marijuana smokers that have the munchies.

Woe dude you just whuffed down that turkey dinner in no time
!

whuffed by Danbridge October 8, 2007

Whiffed 

To be highly stoned, blazed or baked by any form of copious cannabanoid consumption.

Person 1: I’m a bit whiffed off of that second hand smoke la.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up lad you’re sending me scatty.

Whiffed by pirategame420 March 5, 2020

Pussy whiffed 

The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.

You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"

Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."

Pussy whiffed by HaentPaul November 23, 2009

Whiffed 

When somebody has smoked a rather large amount of Cannabis and is quite stoned.

Other Words: Stoned, High, Trippin', Blazed

Guy 1 : "Why do you keep laughing? Nothin funny is happening"
Guy2 : "I'm pretty whiffed right now"

Whiffed by Stu3y August 20, 2010

Whiffed Up

Being high on cocaine. Can also be applied to other drugs that are ingested through the nasal cavity.

Hendrix: Wanna get whiffed up dog?

Person #2: Im gonna get real whiffed the fuck up dog.

Whiffed Up by xcbenner December 14, 2010