HaentPaul's definitions

Pussy whiffed

The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.

You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"

Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."

by HaentPaul November 23, 2009