wheaty

the rough texture of a penis

His penis felt wheaty.

by Q&C May 13, 2005

Wheaty

Pronounced wee-T.

1. A slanderous word used to describe brown people in the same way that nigger was used to describe black people.

2. Also, a very crumbly cracker.

Amanda "Did. You see that brown man asking for stuff?"
Jason "Yeah! What a wheaty."

by Jamandason September 9, 2014

wheaty

the rough and grainy texture of a penis

"His penis felt very wheaty."

by Q&C February 22, 2005

Wheaty

Gets all the pussy and all the ladies love wheaty everyone likes to be around him

Wheaty gets girls

by ys han October 31, 2019

wheat burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The American version of the rice burner.

My Dodgr SRT-4 is a wheat burner that would smoke your rice burnin' civic.

by chefrick45419 September 27, 2005

turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008