wheat penis 

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.

wheat penis by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016

What The Penis

Instead of using What the Fuck, What The Hell, or God dammit. Jus simply say What The Penis.
If yu been called gay, well Your not what the penis.

On any Sentence really that pisses you off.

You: Dude What The Penis

What The Penis by funnymkan101 October 16, 2009

what a penis 

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

what a penis by That one dude from ps4 May 29, 2017

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what is a penis by veryhornyperson August 11, 2021

WHAT IS A PENIS

a penis

"WHAT IS A PENIS"
"penis"

WHAT IS A PENIS by penis !!!! February 9, 2021

what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is

Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?

what the heckk... sex penis? by WhatTheHeckk September 22, 2020

Guess what... PENIS 

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.

Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter

Guess what... PENIS by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021