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National give your kid whatever day 

You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.
Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”

Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.

whatever dude 

1. Used to ignore anothers comments.
2. A "cool" comment to make about almost anything.
3. Easy breezy go with the flow style. ghetto
4. Could be coming from someone who is drunk or hungover.
5. Very easy to integrate with words like fuck, yeah, kickass
1. Yeah sure, WHATEVER DUDE.
2. Mark said his typical, "Whatever DUDE i do whatever the fuck i want!"
3. Whatever dude, its cool, i don't need this.
4. "WOULD YOU GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!" "We went to the restroom..." "WHATEVER DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP LETS LEAVE FUCKING MU"
whatever dude by Mark Dapp July 29, 2008

Whatever drives your bus 

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.
Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.

whatever dad 

father points out a fact to child and child responds with "whatever dad"
whatever dad by Texas dad September 9, 2010

thirsty [whatever day it is] 

a day that is good for drinking; today
yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!