whatcum

Any unified white sticky substance

What the fuck is this whatcum?

by Cum bender 69 October 2, 2020

Whatchumean

the perfect respnse to anything or anyone. Asking for clarification or logic behind what was just said.

You tryna kick it?
-Whatchumean?

Whats up?

-whatchumean?

Were you staring at her?
-whatchumean?

by thegreatbigbee March 26, 2010

Whatcunt

1. exclamation. Usually yelled at a mate when you want them to repeat or rephrase what they just said, particularly if it was provocative
2. question. What one says when they finally get a female into the sack to find out that she isn't what she seems.

"1. So I how's that fat chick you got with last night mate? WHATCUNT!?"
"2. WHATCUNT??? ARGH! SHE'S A DUDE!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

Whatchumajigger

An unidentifiable gadget or foreign object.

Me: Hey buddy! I found this Apple whatchumajigger sittin' on the seat in the subway. What is it?
Other guy: How the hell would I know? Call Steve Jobs!

by LeBay March 27, 2011

Whatum

‘ have some of that ‘ .

As in - ‘Whatum ( look what I’ve just done / I’m mighty pleased with myself )

Whatum ! I ain’t done that before

by Tradishe April 13, 2021