What time?
"What time?" is a phrase which is used in irony in order to make someone understand that is not going to happen.
What time? by tanasis December 6, 2016
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What time is it
The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.
It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.
Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.
Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
What time is it by Not Makar at all March 6, 2022
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what time it is by gonzobrains July 6, 2016
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"What time is it?"
"Currently, at the very moment I am writing this, it is: 8:26 P.M. on February 1st, 2007."
Uh, when I was writing tags, a minute slipped by. So now it is 8:27 P.M. on February 1st, 2007.
Now I'm editing this from my email so I can official submit this to urbandictionary.com. And another minute slipped by. So now it's 8:28 P.M. on February 1st, 2007. Now I'm writing this and another minute slipped by, so now it's 8:29 P.M. on February 1st, 2007
"Currently, at the very moment I am writing this, it is: 8:26 P.M. on February 1st, 2007."
Uh, when I was writing tags, a minute slipped by. So now it is 8:27 P.M. on February 1st, 2007.
Now I'm editing this from my email so I can official submit this to urbandictionary.com. And another minute slipped by. So now it's 8:28 P.M. on February 1st, 2007. Now I'm writing this and another minute slipped by, so now it's 8:29 P.M. on February 1st, 2007
What time is it? by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007
what time it is
Dude dating a drag queen thinking it's a women because he don't know"what time it is "or "what's the tee"
what time it is by TSBrenda September 25, 2019
What time do legs open baby?
A cheesy pick up line guys ask girls, but most of the time the girls have nothing to say. The current answer is 10:16PM& 3:00AM.
What time do legs open baby? by arkcrash August 17, 2011
What time is it Mr. Wolf?
A thrilling game played by action seeking youth, where-in a selected person is deemed as the "wolf". The "wolf" will face a wall and close his/her eyes, while the remaining participants line up a ways back. When the players scream, "What time is it Mr. Wolf?", they shall receive a number from the wolf, resulting in them moving forward the same amount of steps.
The game climaxes when the children ask the wolf for the time, and he informs them it is "LUNCHTIME". They will need to run back to the starting position, before the wolf pounces on them and gobbles them up.
The game climaxes when the children ask the wolf for the time, and he informs them it is "LUNCHTIME". They will need to run back to the starting position, before the wolf pounces on them and gobbles them up.
*Children asking, trembling in fear* - "What time is it Mr. Wolf?"
*Wolf* - "Five o'clock children"
*Children move up five steps*
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*Nancy* - "What time is it Mrs. Wolf?"
...
*Wolf* - "Five o'clock children"
*Children move up five steps*
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*Nancy* - "What time is it Mrs. Wolf?"
...
What time is it Mr. Wolf? by Thr33mo November 10, 2010
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