what'er 

like saying 'what are'

but what'er

what'er you doin'

what'er by boowa October 21, 2008

e- er- no- what? uh-

e- er- no- what? uh- is used when someone is so confused that they start stuttering in text for some reason.

Person 1: Did you see the asjfoydgjkhr?
Person 2: e- er- no- what? uh-

e- er- no- what? uh- by Smurfyx10 June 21, 2026

Erm... what the scallop!! ;-; 

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)

*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

Erm... what the scallop!! ;-; by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023

The What A Time To Be Alive Era 

Drake and Future's music circa 2015, when they released their collaborative work, What A Time To Be Alive. It consisted of dark, moody trap music, and was especially meant to be listened to while driving around Atlanta late at night, especially while sipping on a cup of lean. The two have never managed to top it. It was the peak of both of their careers, and is often considered the best era of not just hip hop, but of music as a whole.

Don't you feel like Drake and Future just need to go back to the What A Time To Be Alive era of making dark, moody trap music made for late night drives around Atlanta while you're sipping on a cup of lean?

The What A Time To Be Alive Era by Professor Bryce Hall September 15, 2020

erm... what the scallop 

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness

person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;

erm... what the scallop by ilovesakura September 6, 2023

erm... what the DERP?!?! 

erm what the deuce?!?!?! (derogatory)

erm... what the DERP?!?!

erm... what the DERP?!?! by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

erm… what the flip

when something weird just happened

i just blew up a hospital!

erm… what the flip

erm… what the flip by neowth September 26, 2023