by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
Get the erm... what the DERP?!?!mug. 
Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.
Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"
by derogatoryterms January 20, 2024
Get the Bobbing for applesmug. 
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
Get the I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset stillmug. by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
Get the penis enlargement is for men with small penimug.