whapfuck

Similar to a game of pool, a game of whapfuck is subtly different in that a player stabs haphazardly at the cue ball (producing a "whap" noise) causing it to bounce freely around the table without doing anything useful to the game (often causing the player to shout "fuck!").

I was playing pool, but Rob was just playing whapfuck.

by Dr. Proctor January 14, 2008

whafuck

a mashup of the phrase "what the fuck" best used when speaking to a total idiot.

brother 1: Hey bro you asked me to clean the keyboard so I soaked it in hot water..

brother 2: OMG! whafuck were you thinking?

by conceptz May 25, 2010

Whatfuckingever

Shows that one doesn't care about something. Similar to cool story bro.

Dav: yeah, so I was talking to my mum the other day and-
Mansi: it's mom
Dav: whatfuckingever.

by davverone October 29, 2011

Whafuckafied

In the process of being what the fucked.

I was whafuckafied when he fondled my balls with his feet.

by Katrina Ramos June 11, 2011