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whapfuck 

Similar to a game of pool, a game of whapfuck is subtly different in that a player stabs haphazardly at the cue ball (producing a "whap" noise) causing it to bounce freely around the table without doing anything useful to the game (often causing the player to shout "fuck!").
I was playing pool, but Rob was just playing whapfuck.
whapfuck by Dr. Proctor January 14, 2008
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a mashup of the phrase "what the fuck" best used when speaking to a total idiot.
brother 1: Hey bro you asked me to clean the keyboard so I soaked it in hot water..

brother 2: OMG! whafuck were you thinking?
whafuck by conceptz May 25, 2010
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Whatfuckingever 

Shows that one doesn't care about something. Similar to cool story bro.
Dav: yeah, so I was talking to my mum the other day and-
Mansi: it's mom
Dav: whatfuckingever.
Whatfuckingever by davverone October 29, 2011

Whafuckafied 

In the process of being what the fucked.
I was whafuckafied when he fondled my balls with his feet.
Whafuckafied by Katrina Ramos June 11, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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