thambulance

same as ambulance but made popular by peter key

do u need thambulance?

by betty February 16, 2004

whambulance

The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

"Somebody call the whambulance, Stacy broke a nail."

by FiYoG October 10, 2004

Hambulance

When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.

"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."

"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."

by William J J T October 26, 2010

whambulance

The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue someone when they are incessantly whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

Awww, that guy you gave your number to never called you? That's too bad! *snicker* Should I call a whambulance?

by Pope Jaimie April 13, 2006

Trambulance

Transexual ambulance

Look its a trambulance driver

by Semibisexualguy March 10, 2021

whambulance

what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries.

what, do you want me to call the whambulance just because your mom died? jesus christ, get over it.

by exterminate April 13, 2006

tambulance

its a tampon. or a tampon ambulance

go suck a tambulance

by yes.i.did.that April 9, 2021