whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.

Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.

by J-Pane March 24, 2011

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Beating the whole village

Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.

Greg was beating the whole village again last night.

by El Guapo 29 January 1, 2021