wetche

a cunt who cant hear shit and fucks around and got adhd!

i went to school and that wetche is being a real cunt

by Pikslikker March 12, 2018

Watcher

A small child with an ipad or other similar device.

"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"

by Yorkmeanspuke May 30, 2019

Witches Brew

An activity in which participants deficate in the same toilet bowl without flushing. After a large accumulation of feces, and the scent becomes unbearable, you have achieved a witches brew. Originated at valley stream north.

John: Yo Nik I just took a shit.
Nik: Don’t flush that we’re gonna start an ill witches brew.

by John Tartamella June 23, 2018

Bravo-watcher

Another word for a gay man, as in one who watches the Bravo cable channel, which has a ton of gay-themed shows, e.g. "Queer Eye", "Project Runway", and "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List".

Of course Kyle's coming with us to Fire Island, he's a Bravo-watcher too girl!

by Reddd Foxxx November 1, 2007

Toss a Coin to your Witcher

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.

“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.

by clayto97 January 19, 2020

Witches kiss

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.

Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.

by Robiw April 7, 2007

cock-watcher

A guy that watches other men change in the changing room or other area that he can catch a peek. He then compares and announces to others in a manner such as " look at the size of Chevys Cock!!!!'

Guy in hockey dressing room.

by Mike Stout September 16, 2005