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wet piece of wood 

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.
Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere 

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.
Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

get your piece wet 

to engage in vaginal copulation from the male's perspective
you may have christened the guest bedroom, but, did you get your piece wet?
get your piece wet by joe November 29, 2004

wetpiece 

A composition in pornographic media executed in a fixed or ideal form often with studied artistry and brilliant effect, So obviously designed to have an imposing effect on the viewer.
Tony Everreaddy's perfectly executed one-man double-penetration showcased in the cult-classic blacksonblondes.com clip "Booya" remains today one of the defining wetpieces of the pay-for-sub pornographic era.
wetpiece by fassal March 4, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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