wet paint 

A term used to describe a clean car, aka a "tight whip"

check out all that wet paint in the parking lot

wet paint by adam00011101 May 31, 2006

wet paint 

That little bit of shit just inside the outer rim of the asshole. Only seen when the anus is relaxed.

John: So... I was 69 with Marissa on top of me.

Steve: Okay...

John: And I was grabbing her asscheeks and spreading them as I made lunch of her naughty bits, right?

Steve: Yeah?

John: Jeepus Cripes! I got wet paint on my nose!

wet paint by Double X November 5, 2008

wet paint syndrome 

The secret little things we do in life when we think others aren't looking or when our curiosity is aroused by a sign that is posted telling us not to do something. Inspired by the corridor that you walk down for 20 years without touching the walls. Then one day you smell fresh paint and the corridor has been roped off with signs that say "Don't Touch - Wet Paint." An overwhelming urge comes over us to touch the wall. (See Briar Patch Effect)

The family was at the zoo and one of the boys saw a sign that said "Do Not Feed the Animals." He immediately walked to a concession kiosk and bought a bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys. He was inspired by the Wet Paint Syndrome into doing something he shouldn't be doing.

wet paint syndrome by ExitRamp July 31, 2004

Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

Wet Paint Sign by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

pussy wet paint 

A term frequently used by the artist Birdman, a.k.a. Little Wayne's Father, a.k.a. the greatest rapper alive. Such term is defined as having paint that is as moist as the most moistest pussy that could possibly be found alive on this wet earth today.

I painted my house with a 10-gallon can of pussy wet paint.

pussy wet paint by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008

georgia peaches and wet paint 

Country (southern) way of saying sexy girls and nice cars... normally said when at clubs or parties.

At Cascades Roller Skating Rink theres nothing better than Georgia peaches and wet paint it is a beautiful place to be.

georgia peaches and wet paint by Tayvioun April 21, 2008

it's wet paint 

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini

" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "

it's wet paint by RsvpRavi June 10, 2021