Wet Mop

A mopey or pessimistic person who lacks personality.

My counsin’s husband is such a wet mop. He has no personality and constantly complains.

by Baybaynaynay January 27, 2019

Wet Mop

when a male ejaculates into the hair of his partner as a means of punishment or humiliation

"Laugh at my penis size again, and I'll give you a wet mop!"

by Yatzee! August 4, 2008

Wet Mop

A mop that has been wetted with liquid.

Can you clean the floor with the wet mop over there?

Sure

by Bendc2000 June 29, 2019

wet mop

a person who is mopey and a downer, needy, and selfish. they soak up all of your attention. they are incapable of giving anything back.

a wet mop might be a man you are dating who constantly needs attention from you, but then never gives you attention back. when he is around, he is inconsistently happy/mopey. when you address to him that he is sending you mixed signals and/or tell him that he is making you feel bad based on his actions, he assumes no responsibility for his actions or inactions.

by arlabs May 30, 2010

wet mop

The wet over grown pubic hair around a woman's pussy lips.

As she gave me a soapy massage I could feel her wet mop dragging on my lower back

by inandout604 August 8, 2013