Definitions by Mancho76

Tallahassee wet mop 

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

Tallahassee wet mop by Mancho76 February 15, 2025