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The Jersey Wet Wipe 

On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.
The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.

new jersey wet basement 

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.
New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.