wet hat 

A well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his penis once he awakens from post-coital slumber. A wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive sexcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after ejaculating but before he has the chance to remove his spunk filled, vaginally lubricated scabbard.

Jon: I was fucked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the hell out of Kate a few times. I think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.

Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?

Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.

wet hat by nb c lo May 26, 2009

wet-hate 

Having a reason to hate someone.

Not everyone has wet-hate to spread.

wet-hate by MONKEY-JUNK April 7, 2024

Wet Owl Nigger Hater 

A black person who hates racism

Jamal is such a wet owl nigger hater

Wet Owl Nigger Hater by Knicker July 8, 2025