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Wet-carrot 

Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.
Not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.
Wet-carrot by potato-dono November 1, 2010
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Wet Carrot 

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after their looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
"She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot."

"FUCK THAT WET CARROT!"
Wet Carrot by wass clayton October 11, 2008

Wet Carrot 

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot.
Wet Carrot by wass clayton October 11, 2008

wet carrot 

a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result
Mary was really horny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. Then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but I was afraid she had an STD.
wet carrot by SparkleAndShine10 November 27, 2011

Wet Carrot 

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.
This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"
Wet Carrot by canda.reed-brewer June 29, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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