wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

wet bruce by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009

wet bruce

The act of licking someone's face from chin to nose

Cat woman gave Batman a wet bruce.

wet bruce by Kevin Marlboro December 9, 2008

wet bruce

noun
1. To lick someone's face from chin to eyebrows in a sensual manner.

In Batman Returns, Catwoman gives Batman a wet bruce under the mistletoe.

wet bruce by Normo December 14, 2006

Wet Bruce to the face 

An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face.

Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.

Wet Bruce to the face by MANIMAL! June 21, 2011