When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.
Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.