Lingopronva's definitions

creamy sausage

A dish that consists of cock, balls and jizzm reserved exclusively for those that don't understand what creamy sausage is and that it is on the menu for the evening.

Honey, are you hungry? Why yes. Would like some creamy sausage

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

wet ballon

A fart that squeals like a ballon losing its last bit of air.

Dude that sounded like a wet ballon, you better check your pants.

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

Steak

A guy that thinks it's cool to peel wheels in his camaro while cranking up some REO Speedwagon and smiling with a squint behind his Oakley blades.

Jeez look at that Steak in his hot rod camaro. What a loser.

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

Crinkle Star

Another term for someone's butthole

My crinkle star itches I need to wipe.

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

food press

Another word for taking a dump

After lunch I enjoy a healthy food press.

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014