Person 1: West Virgina, almost heavenmountain mamma.
Person 2: Just take me home to the place I belong!!!
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10: AHHHHHHHHHH
Person 1: West Virgina, almost heavenmountain mamma.
Person 2: Just take me home to the place I belong!!!
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10: AHHHHHHHHHH
A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
During the firework show we heard juniorgiving Darla the ol west virgina water slide on the tailgate.
Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong
WestVirginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads
When someone says “West Virginia” you just break out singing starting at “mountain mama”
So,
Person: I’ve been to West Virginia-
You: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA, TAKE ME HOMEEEEE COUNTRY ROADSSSSS