west lincoln high school is a school full of cousin fuckers, tater diggin’, tractor ridin’ hillbillies. They rub their clit with potatoes and shove corncobs in their vagina. If you don’t have a tractor to ride to school in then you ride your cousin.
“wow did you know west lincoln high school is where you go to get fucked by your cousin?”
Where students over use the word “buddy” with friends that are bitches or virgins. They have girls with chlamydia and guys with small trucks. Freshman think they’re the shit and seniors thought they were athletic enough to beat Sidney Dollar.
A high school in New Lenox, IL where 1/3 of the student population is LGBTQ+ and their sports teams always choke in the playoffs.
Lad 1: What high school do you go to?
Lad 2: Lincoln-Way West.
Lad 1: Oh, you go to the gay orange one that can't win playoff games.
Lad 2: That is literally the exact things the school in known for.
High school in New Lenox, IL., gets destroyed by Lincoln-Way East at practically every sport, located in the most boring town in all of existence, look out any window and you’re guaranteed to see a cornfield.
P1: Did you hear about Lincoln-Way West’s football game against East?
P2: Yeah. They lost again.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!