1.
Her: "Perhaps I should start getting changed now, cos my hair takes ages to dry, but I should eat first so I
don't get
food down me, but if we eat now then I won't have
time to sort my hair, and oh bugger I still need to phone my mum before we go out - "
Him: "Stop werritting, it'll be fine."
2.
We'd better get going, the children are werritting.