The funniest
joke in the world so lethal, one
will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist
das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund
das Oder
die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*