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A Glass-Closeted Gay Autistic Man who gets turned on by the thought of maths.
Student: Why are my test pages stuck together?

Teacher: I’m a Welsman. I came all over your tests because the numbers were looking very slim
welsman by GimpMaster March 1, 2025
Words you can keep
getting 'excited' over marking maths assessments
"what is this all over my maths test"

"our teaching just did a welsman!"
welsman by GimpMaster March 25, 2025
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mackenzie wellman

The name MacKenzie Wellman is owned by a mysterious creature who enjoys spending her free time browsing tumblr and playing internet games with her friends. She is also a pro singer with an amazing voice and is in no way dainty at all. AT ALL! MacKenzie Wellman is fun to talk to and is fun to have around and will improve whatever it is you are doing!
1. MacKenzie Wellman: I AM NOT DAINTY!!!!
2. MacKenzie Wellman: *sings a song like a pro*
mackenzie wellman by T2tP May 27, 2014

welshman's tiara 

When one partner shits in their hand and wipes it on the other's forehead
He doxed me cause I wouldn't let him give me a welshman's tiara!
welshman's tiara by JohnDeaf March 14, 2017
The Last name of champions
Very Smart
Loves Loves Loves Sports
Very Loving
Kind Hearted
Falls in love easily, And out of love with Trouble
Have you heard of Jacob Weisman? He is really good at sports
weisman by AmazeJake April 27, 2014

Alex Weisman 

A passionate lover
Someone who loves nature
An architect
Man, I wish I could be Alex Weisman when I grow up.
Alex Weisman by Yankees99 April 18, 2021

one eyed wiggling welshman 

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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