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welshans 

A small worthless prick, or a woman who had a sex change and became a poor example of a male. Could also be used to describe a non functioning penis, especially a small one. Many times in history, a Welshans has been used to replace a worn out clitoris on a dog.
1. Ken is such a Welshans, he looks like a dog clitoris.
2. Ken used to be Kendra. What a little prick.
3. Find me a Welshans, my doberman needs a new clitoris.
welshans by Dave Branham August 20, 2007
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Welshanees 

SOME Cracker tryin to be cool, say repididly for most annyance
you r a crazy ash wellshaneeser,
Welshanees by NOYZ CLAPPA July 6, 2003

welshands 

A Welshands is a worthless pimple on the head of a pimps dick.
Man, that nigga has a big ass welshands on the knob of his cock!
welshands by Marcia Morgan April 1, 2008

Welchans 

Great handsome man. Monster in general. They call him the freek of nature; a top class man too.
Have you seen Logan Welchans?
Welchans by Jash24682468 January 28, 2022

Welchans 

Great handsome man. Monster in general. They call him the freek of nature; a top class man too.
Have you seen the Welchans kid?
Welchans by Jash24682468 January 28, 2022
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