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snack wells 

You drive a new BMW, Mercedes Benz, or Lexus. You can mama's Snack Wells!
snack wells by Preluder August 20, 2006

Jackie welles 

The alternative name to the famous Moscow mule. Made with vodka, spicy ginger beer, and lime juice. But the special ingredient that makes this drink a jackie welles is a dash of LOVE.
You ever order a Jackie welles?
No whats in it?
Simple just vodka, limejuice, and ginger beer. Oh and a splash of love.
Jackie welles by Scaryan December 12, 2020

David Wells 

David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.
" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells

Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?

Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck

Hickman- Chyea
David Wells by chyeachyea May 19, 2008

wellesley wallet 

When you put money up a girls pussy to use for later. Usually used when you don't have any pockets.
I Wellesley walletd a girl to pay for this pizza.
wellesley wallet by JJ6785 May 27, 2016

Wellsboro Area High School 

A high school where the floor cracks, the roof leaks, you can buy copious amounts of illegal drugs, full of obnoxious popular people with no sense of reality and their daddies wallets, annnddd you can still graduate with your class.
" Heyy where did you go to school?"
" i went to wellsboro area high school..."
"...congradulations...."

Wells Fargo'd 

To forcefully have your pants pulled down, dry sand rubbed in your mudhole and be brutally FUCKED in the A. Usually when you least expect it and don't deserve it.
Guy1: Dude. My bank just wells fargo'd me with crazy fees.
Guy2: What bank do you use?
Guy1: Wells Fargo.

Fuck you wells fargo!!!
Wells Fargo'd by ReignMan May 4, 2014