Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The finder of or solution to a seemingly impossible problem.
"That guy just wrote a program to implement an algorithm for knot theory!-- what a wellons!"
wellons by Larsonna December 18, 2007
Related Words
Used in reply to something annoying or just when you can't be bothered providing an answer.
Mom - "I thought I told you to pick those socks off the floor"
You - Wellob!
Wellob by Paddy-Mac29 December 26, 2010

Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.
*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"
Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011

Wello Farewell 

When someone goes out of their way to brag about their holidays or their current idyllic location just so as to get kicked out of a group chat
Wello ' Hope you guys are enjoying work, I am currently in Fiji'
Admin - 'Thanks for the Wello farewell, bye...' <Kicks from group chat>
Wello Farewell by HK_prop February 5, 2019
The term known as "Wello"(wel'low)can be used during casual conversations in order to communicate at maximum efficiency. It allows the user to say two words at the same time. In this case, by saying "Wello/Wello!", it is the same as saying "Well hello/Well hello!".
"Wello Jane how are you!?"
"Well hello Jane how are you!?"
Wello by scotty312 November 22, 2007

Wellphone 

The phone that should be treated as your significant other I.E.: Don’t be harsh to it, don’t overuse it, don’t get angry with it, treat it respectfully, don’t lose it, and occasionally buy it a new outfit (case)
John, how is the new wellphone treating you?
Ya, actully I got in a fight with it this morning because it wouldn’t let update an app, but we good now
Wellphone by Junxie Biggs January 19, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Load more