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The finder of or solution to a seemingly impossible problem.
"That guy just wrote a program to implement an algorithm for knot theory!-- what a wellons!"
wellons by Larsonna December 18, 2007
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Used in reply to something annoying or just when you can't be bothered providing an answer.
Mom - "I thought I told you to pick those socks off the floor"
You - Wellob!
Wellob by Paddy-Mac29 December 26, 2010

Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.
*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"
Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011

Wello Farewell 

When someone goes out of their way to brag about their holidays or their current idyllic location just so as to get kicked out of a group chat
Wello ' Hope you guys are enjoying work, I am currently in Fiji'
Admin - 'Thanks for the Wello farewell, bye...' <Kicks from group chat>
Wello Farewell by HK_prop February 5, 2019
The term known as "Wello"(wel'low)can be used during casual conversations in order to communicate at maximum efficiency. It allows the user to say two words at the same time. In this case, by saying "Wello/Wello!", it is the same as saying "Well hello/Well hello!".
"Wello Jane how are you!?"
"Well hello Jane how are you!?"
Wello by scotty312 November 22, 2007

Wellphone 

The phone that should be treated as your significant other I.E.: Don’t be harsh to it, don’t overuse it, don’t get angry with it, treat it respectfully, don’t lose it, and occasionally buy it a new outfit (case)
John, how is the new wellphone treating you?
Ya, actully I got in a fight with it this morning because it wouldn’t let update an app, but we good now
Wellphone by Junxie Biggs January 19, 2020