The phone that should be treated as your significant other I.E.: Don’t be harsh to it, don’t overuse it, don’t get
angry with it,
treat it respectfully, don’t lose it, and occasionally buy it a
new outfit (case)
John, how is the
new wellphone treating you?
Ya, actully I got in a fight with it this
morning because it wouldn’t let update an app, but we good
now